Phantom of the Capitol Building

So, Charlie Rangel is still chair of the Weighs and Means Committee. Nancy Pelosi is still Speaker of the House. And Democrats overall still run Congress. I wonder how they would react to a Phantom living in Congress, haunting and terrorizing them and living in like catacombs where the old rivers and streams underneath DC reside. I think if someone could actually put things together, that could be an interesting novel. I'm not up to writing a book, unfortunately, but I wish someone could do that.